Republican babes

Just when I thought life couldn’t get any weirder! Then I found this website featuring “Republican babes”!

According to the Grand Old Party it’s their “Beauty and Brains Competition Archive”. All the really great ones are there! Shannen Doherty! From Beverly Hills ABCDE and Charmed. Come on, you remember Shannen Doherty! Picazzo-girl! (I just call her that because her eyes are less than symmetrically distributed) Oh yeah, and there’s Patriot Girl! And I thought she only was in comic books! Patriot Girl is a “political science graduate, law school student, columnist, and Lakers fan”, according to the website, so I don’t know what her excuse is.

Heather Locklear is also there, of course. Yeah, like I’d let Sammy Jo tell me who to vote for! And if you’re American, neither should you!

Originally published Oct. 4th 2005

Since I first stumbled across the site in 2005 it has been “parked free”, but others are carrying the torch, hence the google search result in the link.